1986:
“oh wow look at you what a cutie I’m gonna pinch ur cheeks”
1998:
“oh HELLO when did u get so hot damn boy I mean DAMN”
2006:
“OKAY THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR NINTENDO STOp”
2013:
“ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME MIYAMOTO?”
WHY WOULD YOU SKIP SKYWARD SWORD LINK HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY
Wait I think you forgot one.
we don’t talk about him






